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PostSubject: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:40 pm

Hey, Thanks for lookin, This topic is for jokes, anykind of jokes, stereotypical jokes (blondes, Blacks, fat kids, etc.) knock knock jokes, anything u can come up with,



Caution these are just jokes, nothing serious, all the material in this topic is strictly Fictional and nothing means anything. Read at your Own Risk
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Whats the Difference Between a Black man and a Bench?

The bench can Support a family

Blonde secrets and tip

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone

Your mommas so fat:
She leaves the house in high heels & comes home in flats.
She is the same height standing up as she is laying down.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:45 pm

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?

You don't rape a bowling ball before you eat it.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:05 pm

Q: what you call a bunch of black people running down the hill?
A: A Mudslide!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29 pm

w/e more like a jailbreak.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:07 am

dont f**k up my jokes like that!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:57 am

Well don't make jokes that invite being f***ed up then! Take that!


Oh gosh i smell the chief card being whipped outta the wallet now.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:29 am

Yo mama's so fat she saw a yellow bus going down the road
with a bunch of white kids and started runnning after it yelling STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:05 am

Yes! The Chief "Car" is out

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:30 pm

Who plants trees faster than a tree planter!?

The_Deku_Nub!! muahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:30 pm

soft jokes mines are better
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:37 pm

ok ok ok! WHY IS A ASPIRIN WHITE???

CAUSE THEY WORK HAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:30 pm

why do blacks have big dicks?







cuz they keep getting screw'd over
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:03 am

Q: Why is the sky racist?
A: It prefers white clouds.


Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: HOLY SHIT!


Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.


Person 1|Q: Hey have you heard of the black guy that went to college?
Person 2|A: No.
Person 1|A: Me neither.


Q: What do you call a bouncy house full of old ladies?
A: Soggy balls.


Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa pebbles.


Okay here's a long one..
A blond chick was walking on the street with a paint can and an old man says to her "Hey can you paint my porch?"
Girl "Sure, but it will cost you 50$"
Guy "Alright." *hands her the 50$*
One hour later
Girl "I'm finished."
Guy "Done already?"
Girl "Yeah, and by the way, thats not a Porsche, its a Ferrari."
lol!
Well I'm done Very Happy.... Wow I must really hate black people.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:11 pm

ROFL nice one chlcken

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:06 pm

u took my jokes jojo u faggot Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:16 pm

Got another one.


Yo momma so stupid she took cereal and milk to the superbowl.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:58 am

lol -.- a boring one...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!!   Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:50 pm

I think this is the only post on this forum with 2 pages O.o
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