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BlazinBrian
Blaze
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| | Subject: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:40 pm | |
| Hey, Thanks for lookin, This topic is for jokes, anykind of jokes, stereotypical jokes (blondes, Blacks, fat kids, etc.) knock knock jokes, anything u can come up with,
Caution these are just jokes, nothing serious, all the material in this topic is strictly Fictional and nothing means anything. Read at your Own Risk
I'll start
Whats the Difference Between a Black man and a Bench?
The bench can Support a family
Blonde secrets and tip
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone
Your mommas so fat:
She leaves the house in high heels & comes home in flats.
She is the same height standing up as she is laying down. | |
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The_Deku_Nut
Deku Nut
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Age : 32
Location : Tele'ing to yo base noob. Oughta shade check foo'
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
You don't rape a bowling ball before you eat it. | |
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KrazySwagger
Chieftain
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Join date : 2009-10-15
Age : 33
Location : A Corner In This World.
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:05 pm | |
| Q: what you call a bunch of black people running down the hill?
A: A Mudslide!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
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The_Deku_Nut
Deku Nut
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Location : Tele'ing to yo base noob. Oughta shade check foo'
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29 pm | |
| w/e more like a jailbreak. | |
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KrazySwagger
Chieftain
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:07 am | |
| dont f**k up my jokes like that! | |
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The_Deku_Nut
Deku Nut
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Location : Tele'ing to yo base noob. Oughta shade check foo'
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:57 am | |
| Well don't make jokes that invite being f***ed up then! Take that!
Oh gosh i smell the chief card being whipped outta the wallet now. | |
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Triton144
Grunts
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:29 am | |
| Yo mama's so fat she saw a yellow bus going down the road
with a bunch of white kids and started runnning after it yelling STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!
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KrazySwagger
Chieftain
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:05 am | |
| Yes! The Chief "Car" is out | |
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KrazySwagger
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:30 pm | |
| Who plants trees faster than a tree planter!?
The_Deku_Nub!! muahahahaha | |
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BlazinBrian
Blaze
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:30 pm | |
| soft jokes mines are better | |
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skoalcherry
Grunts
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Age : 33
Location : Where The Wild Weed Grows:D
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:37 pm | |
| ok ok ok! WHY IS A ASPIRIN WHITE???
CAUSE THEY WORK HAHA | |
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BlazinBrian
Blaze
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:30 pm | |
| why do blacks have big dicks?
cuz they keep getting screw'd over | |
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Superchlcken
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Join date : 2009-11-15
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:03 am | |
| Q: Why is the sky racist? A: It prefers white clouds. Q: What do you call a black priest? A: HOLY SHIT! Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks? A: Farm equipment. Person 1|Q: Hey have you heard of the black guy that went to college? Person 2|A: No. Person 1|A: Me neither. Q: What do you call a bouncy house full of old ladies? A: Soggy balls. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa pebbles. Okay here's a long one.. A blond chick was walking on the street with a paint can and an old man says to her "Hey can you paint my porch?" Girl "Sure, but it will cost you 50$" Guy "Alright." *hands her the 50$* One hour later Girl "I'm finished." Guy "Done already?" Girl "Yeah, and by the way, thats not a Porsche, its a Ferrari."  Well I'm done  .... Wow I must really hate black people. | |
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KrazySwagger
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:11 pm | |
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Zebrahead
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:06 pm | |
| u took my jokes jojo u faggot  | |
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Superchlcken
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:16 pm | |
| Got another one.
Yo momma so stupid she took cereal and milk to the superbowl. | |
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KrazySwagger
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:58 am | |
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Superchlcken
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Jokes JOKES!! Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:50 pm | |
| I think this is the only post on this forum with 2 pages O.o | |
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